You made the wrong move.

Oh no! You tried the “Castling Approach”; the only chess move where a previously unmoved King moves two squares toward an unmoved Rook and the Rook is moved to the other side of the King. It doesn’t matter if you understand this or not (because to be quite honest, we don’t) but what does matter is that you tried to do too much too soon. Sit back and relax! Wait twenty-four hours for the next big game.